Crapology: Rediscovering our basic instinct

Did you ever thought about crap? I mean the stuff people call crap. I am gona tell you good way to identify crap. Starting with peculiar stuff about crap, it’s omnipresent. And people who create it never think its crap. But there are very rare intelligent ppl who know that they are doing crap, well I call that planned crap. In fact what I am writing is also a crap but I optimistically call it innovative or fresh crap. I claim 90% of what we do is crap. And given sufficient amount of stimulation/motivation, everyone has unlimited potential to create gems of crap.

Well if crap is omnipresent then why not create an area of study called CRAPOLOGY and I bet it will blow like a balloon in scientia of time. After all it will tap natural instinct present in every maroon. And you know we all are maroon to some extent. Given number of maroons who have capability to generate crap any time, I suppose this area of the CRAPOLOGY gonaa be very HOTTT and competitive.
I feel that crap is so natural that anybody can be as good. I am sort of thinking that if we start measuring people based their crapy instinct, you wud be surprised that everybody wud be equal. aaah that's even better you know these left parties (unknowingly fighting for equality) wud be biggest proponent of CRAPOLOGY. and also even our government wud be equally happy with the idea, after all it does not require any funds from their part.I am kind of stressing my mind (before I get brain tumor) to get at least one threat to the CRAPOLOGY that wud control the HOT pace of research/innovation in the area so that we leave some space for our next generation poor kids. I mean it, I am very sympathetic to them after all they shud also organize some conferences in place like Hawai on CRAPOLOGY.aaah, I got one threat that comes from maroon nature present in each of us specially hypocrites (who will be big dons of the area) :p. Basically the efficiency of crap generation reduces by the awareness that some is generating crap. So some very intelligent proponents of CRAPOLOGY wud have to make others feel like they doing some intelligent stuff so that they can generate crap in their natural. btw, this discussion should not make you feel that crap is not intelligent. I wud say it is most intelligent but some hypocrites get nervous by the word crap. well that sort of raises one more point that we shud give some fancy name like moron-science to carpology, and I am sure it will be more motivating to maroons :pbtw one disruptive (for my avid readers) but very sympathetic note for the poor minds who are having hard time identifying crap of their life. If you are under illusion that u did not do crap (I feel so sorry for you) but u shud feel better because it's just an illusion. As I said everyone does crap so you cannot be poor exception. Here goes some smart tip for you unconfident ppl.You should start with identifying what was not crap or rather some ppl would call that useful.If you are not able to understand *why is not other way around of directly identifying crap is good enough* well this has two reasons. First easy to understand is, amount of crap compared to useful is very high, in fact you would feel that everything u did was crap (and that will make you really nervous) and also your list will grow exponentially (as ur awareness of stupid past will improve) and in fact I feel it may take years to prepare full list. And then suppose if you start documenting it then u will not able to get enough paper & pen. I am sure even electronic media would not be sufficient. And second one is that u will feel very depressed that everything u did was crap -- I bet many million ppl will feel nervous thinking that everything they do is crap. well I call that truth of life :)I have motivated u maroons more than enough, I am sure your mind will be about to explode with mind blowing crapy idea. I hope next time when I think to write literature on carpology people would have left some space for me. plllllllllz leave some lunch for the originator of the area. Did u really get worried abt me ?? oops that means u forgot main mantra of the carpology(maroon-science).
*CRAPOLOGY survives on unlimited natural talent of infinite morons*

Refreshing Thoughts Of A Humdrum Day

Here are some PPJs (pathetic poor jokes) to make you petrified :p

"With sufficient amount of generalization every innovation can be reduced to Turing machine and hence proved non-innovation"
"With careful amount of fine tuning any non-innovative idea can be proved sufficiently away from existing one and hence proved innovation"
Well I guess writing patents is all about that J and lawyers excel in this so called (art of fake writing):P
"Rule Number One: Make only one rule"
"Rule Number Two: make only few" – well quite applicable in real life
I call that main mantra of better execution.

"My Rule Number One: I have my own weird ones so be careful of me"
does not that scare you ?

That’s what I *wrote* during writing skill workshop. It’s kind of surprising that series of contemplation, manipulation to escape, and frustration can lead to something useless enough and also laughing matter.
Hey do not laugh at me :) laugh at the tutor whose consistent(optimal) paining attempt caused it. In general *optimal* frustration leads to a scintilla of construction out of huge possible space of darkness (some ppl unknowingly call that destruction).
Btw, one destruction can lead to many opportunities for the *week minds* who prefer construction (ignorant about eternal truth that without destruction they will end-up in saturation).
As usual being futuristic, I prefer destruction as method to contribute and to keep generating lunch for poor.

deep down this face sleeps a child

Here is me in child's words Or you can say real me.

I feel even one book would be less to describe myself or say my 25 years of good and bad games with this mystic and wonderful world & destiny. For me everyday of my life is a unique gift of God so I want to enjoy it at its best. I try to do new things and try to meet different people (off course not replicas) and also contribute something new and useful to world. So many of days have been truly unique but I am not going get in all that but that was fun and wanna have more such days in my life. Well for that you need good friends and companion. And one of the biggest gems that I have learnt through experiences is that this world is full of all kind of people and each of them is unique gift of God to the world. I mean everyone has something special that makes him/her unique and good. It’s like the old saying “Beauty lies in eyes of beholder”. In general perception plays a major role in very aspect of life. I have been through many ups and downs in life and later found both equally memorable, important. Well at least two good points about my notorious down days, first, they make me realize value of so called good days, second, I feel, they give better understanding of life. I would not deny that I have not faced people whom I just wanted to kick for giving me bad time but I feel that feeling was transient but later I felt that it was more of illusion than actually bad. I am sure, by now, you have got my foggy view of world. Now I am gonna describe more ground truth behind this worldly face. Well I feel best way would be to tell what others say about me and what actually I presume about me. I feel it will be good to go through this to understand all aspect of me enigmatic.

Well for this world I am a software engineer working for a software company.
My manager says that I am damn intelligent but I need to be better at organizing things.
I am sure many feel that I am ambitious and I like technology. But actually I mostly see and improve art perspective of my work. I mean, I try to add creative element in my work, basically putting life in raw algorithms and ideas so that they could be useful for humans. Other than that I have big quest for discovering what I am and then being that and improving that but not changing my uniqueness. And yes, I am big follower of the Gita so here goes my core mantra “I like the way I do it and not what I get out of it”. Thus, I like people who like the way I do it and not what I have. For me, life is like a game - I play it the way I love and without caring about the outcome. I like small things more than the big ones, because no body can take them from me. Moreover, these small things give me my true identity. I mean every one goes for the big things: big car, good looking people, being a topper in college, best company, good salary and the list continues. By now you might have guessed that I do not have any of those, or at least am not hypnotized by these, but definitely have good memories of my small life and yeah some small things that I can not live without.Other than that people say this world is all about business but I knowingly do not agree with it. I never try to sell myself and expose myself, but I always like to tell what I am and also know what others are.
Well, now I am gonna tell you other side of coin “What I regret? What are my fears?” My number one fear is time, I think, very morning I am given 24 hours of time but in evening it’s taken from me. I feel that I am or may not utilize this liquid and moving asset fully. Yes, now I have to answer my other question “What I regret?” I am sure that I was more honest, pristine and enthusiastic about life in my kid days and now day by day I am moving towards other direction sometimes to be practical or to achieve something.
I definitely regret changing myself and changing facts according to my needs to become practical. Well that sort of describes me in summary and also answers the questions why I am here. Whatever I have written are honest confessions of my life. At last, in life, sometimes I have been dishonest and bad but on being questioned I have confessed it but not rationalized it.

Useless Gems

re-invented gems
Well I am goona write some basic facts that I keep reinventing.
along with it, I claim that any invention is a re-invention.

1. Dice tossing is most correct and effecient way to predict me.
2. Life goes on because of unavailability of pause button
3. Best solution are never tried due to lack of best selectors
4. If u stop caring abt peanuts then u can work for diamonds
5. Awards have non linear effect on ppl's perf and in my case it's zero
6. Awards are for kids who never tasted bloddy/sexy thing called money
7. You have to be quite daring in trusting people.
8. Imp point with random decision is u have to remember them
9. NP mean not a complete problem
10. Idiots are always promissing, they atleast make u laugh and more confident
11. Weird things are one easy way to start creating history
12. I use alcohol for freedom of thought than thinking freely
13. I suppose Ladies can't be gentle so there is nothing called gentle ladies
14. I have been fan of anything over sometime
15. Marketing is soo vague that pretty much anyone claims to be great at marketing.
16. One good advantage of being uneducated is that you feel everything you do is novel
17. Demand supply is biggest contributer to ppl's horizons
18. random decisions are better than mutildemensional decisions, well atleast those are easy to make.
19. You can always claim that you excel at something you never gona try
20. Due to lack of any verification method it's easier & fun to predict future compared to past.
21. It's better to die dog's death than to live dog's life
22. Generally reality is quite scary sooo I prefer to dream most of the time.
23. Dreaming is most practical mean to achive anything
24. Fear is a good indication of being intelligent
25. Generally self confidence comes from inability to speculate possible failures.
26. You have to believe in urself because believing in others is even more risky.
27. Technology improves people's life and art allows them to expresse life.
28. Reasoning drives people and emotions give them reason to drive
29. Randomness/uniqueness/weirdness of ppl makes world biggest zoo.
30. People are biggest source of variation