Crapology: Rediscovering our basic instinct

Did you ever thought about crap? I mean the stuff people call crap. I am gona tell you good way to identify crap. Starting with peculiar stuff about crap, it’s omnipresent. And people who create it never think its crap. But there are very rare intelligent ppl who know that they are doing crap, well I call that planned crap. In fact what I am writing is also a crap but I optimistically call it innovative or fresh crap. I claim 90% of what we do is crap. And given sufficient amount of stimulation/motivation, everyone has unlimited potential to create gems of crap.

Well if crap is omnipresent then why not create an area of study called CRAPOLOGY and I bet it will blow like a balloon in scientia of time. After all it will tap natural instinct present in every maroon. And you know we all are maroon to some extent. Given number of maroons who have capability to generate crap any time, I suppose this area of the CRAPOLOGY gonaa be very HOTTT and competitive.
I feel that crap is so natural that anybody can be as good. I am sort of thinking that if we start measuring people based their crapy instinct, you wud be surprised that everybody wud be equal. aaah that's even better you know these left parties (unknowingly fighting for equality) wud be biggest proponent of CRAPOLOGY. and also even our government wud be equally happy with the idea, after all it does not require any funds from their part.I am kind of stressing my mind (before I get brain tumor) to get at least one threat to the CRAPOLOGY that wud control the HOT pace of research/innovation in the area so that we leave some space for our next generation poor kids. I mean it, I am very sympathetic to them after all they shud also organize some conferences in place like Hawai on CRAPOLOGY.aaah, I got one threat that comes from maroon nature present in each of us specially hypocrites (who will be big dons of the area) :p. Basically the efficiency of crap generation reduces by the awareness that some is generating crap. So some very intelligent proponents of CRAPOLOGY wud have to make others feel like they doing some intelligent stuff so that they can generate crap in their natural. btw, this discussion should not make you feel that crap is not intelligent. I wud say it is most intelligent but some hypocrites get nervous by the word crap. well that sort of raises one more point that we shud give some fancy name like moron-science to carpology, and I am sure it will be more motivating to maroons :pbtw one disruptive (for my avid readers) but very sympathetic note for the poor minds who are having hard time identifying crap of their life. If you are under illusion that u did not do crap (I feel so sorry for you) but u shud feel better because it's just an illusion. As I said everyone does crap so you cannot be poor exception. Here goes some smart tip for you unconfident ppl.You should start with identifying what was not crap or rather some ppl would call that useful.If you are not able to understand *why is not other way around of directly identifying crap is good enough* well this has two reasons. First easy to understand is, amount of crap compared to useful is very high, in fact you would feel that everything u did was crap (and that will make you really nervous) and also your list will grow exponentially (as ur awareness of stupid past will improve) and in fact I feel it may take years to prepare full list. And then suppose if you start documenting it then u will not able to get enough paper & pen. I am sure even electronic media would not be sufficient. And second one is that u will feel very depressed that everything u did was crap -- I bet many million ppl will feel nervous thinking that everything they do is crap. well I call that truth of life :)I have motivated u maroons more than enough, I am sure your mind will be about to explode with mind blowing crapy idea. I hope next time when I think to write literature on carpology people would have left some space for me. plllllllllz leave some lunch for the originator of the area. Did u really get worried abt me ?? oops that means u forgot main mantra of the carpology(maroon-science).
*CRAPOLOGY survives on unlimited natural talent of infinite morons*