Saturday, April 14, 2007

Letting you peek in my mind !!

Here are some future posts :)

1. Me mine or nothing -- are Homosapiens going back ?
2. Requiem for the best -- our quest for being *best replica* kills our true identity
3. My funny trip to coorg
4. Only cynics move world forward & rest maintain it. -- and there is no support for cynics
5. Technology for me - anything below critical mass is useless
6. Unfortunately we all are hypocrites & Selfish
6. Funny things abt my unique friends --gonna be very funny
7. You are my number one -- Kurt Cobain, Crash Movie, Warren Buffet, Catcher in the Rye

Idiot's advocate

Why do you think your life is not fully waste ?
Because you are useful for Indian tax department. so as long as you pay taxes your life is not fully waste.

Why are you too sympathetic about chimpanzees in zoo ?
It's because that we are evolved form of chimpanzees and we are keeping them in zoo.
same way even our evolved species will keep us in zoo :) and they might put us with lion and that's quite scary.

What is ur favorite place to live ?
I would like to live in space ship because I am sick of idiot people and in spaceship I wud not feel people-sick.

any idea abt why ppl created God ?
It's because human being think that they are very smart and can explain any situation.
But they cud not explain many things (like their own existence which was btw matter of chance) so they created God to explain anything -- but now they can not explain God itself.

Why is fearing from death a crime in India ?
because fearing from death can cause heart attack and by that you will end up killing yourself or in other words suicide. And suicide is crime in India.

Why do you think suicide is crime in India ?
Because you are reducing manpower which is India's biggest competitive advantage.

Do you like technical interviews ?
Yes, being a non-celebrity I have option of giving only technical interviews. But I like giving others so I publish them.

Why do you think smoking is worshiping God ?
because in smoking you take smoke to your lungs which are near heart. and and in our tradition we lit agarbatti that smokes God. We also believe that God lives in our heart. Hence taking smoke near heart (smoking cigar..) is worshiping God.

What do you hate about computers ?
They ask for confirmation while doing something expected & no confirmation while doing something unexpected. And also they do not have sense of humor, I mean telling jokes is big
part of our personality & that differentiates people from each other.

What's unique about girls ?
some have brains and some b**bs but with both are very uncommon.

Why do you want to be called Idiot ?
Because that's one thing I can always be without any effort.
Well that applies to anyone but you have to be courageous in accepting it & I am very daring.

What's most reliable source of power in India ?
Blabbering house-wives. You need to invent transducer that can be attached to their mouth and that will produce power and also reduce sound pollution. btw, this is very applicable to me :p

Why do you like destruction ?

Because construction without destruction will cause saturation. So being futuristic I prefer destruction to contribute.

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